knobcheese

(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum

"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

knobber

a complete and utter twat.

1: "have you met that new girl?"
2: "no, who is she?"
1: "oh dont worry, shes a right knobber apparently"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004

knobout

knobout is a term used to describe a woman who is quite happy to have a very casual sexual relationship with anyone who want to slap it in her.

alright dave what you up to ??
just going round that old sloshers for a knobout,
you know the coo knobout crack on love,
shes just a knobout (no relationship required!!)

by Im the daddy October 25, 2006

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007

knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

knobdick

To mess with something with out knowing what you are doing.

I was in Radio Shack and some kid kept knobdicking with car stereos, so I couldnt hear the sale clerk.

by R1burden March 19, 2010