by austentic November 3, 2013
Get the Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress? mug.A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.
Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god
Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again
gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again
gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
by ImGayMyselfAndIAlsoKeysmash May 28, 2018
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by Murp_idk March 4, 2017
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by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008
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by Cuh Juh April 12, 2014
Get the kelsa mug.Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.
Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.
Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.
Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.
Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!
by welcometoforever March 9, 2015
Get the keep your pants on mug.1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
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