italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

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Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

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Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.

"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"

by santateresa June 21, 2024

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