Internet Ink

The blood we shed voluntary from the 26 veins of our laptops onto the Internet, the blood that leaves behind permanent stains on the carpets of our lives, permanent scars upon our reputations--our entire life stories and livelihoods serving as transfusions overfilling the veins that pump our vanity, delude us into believing our Facebook status amounts to more than 2 shits and a misfired cumshot that missed a face and hit the wall behind it. Privacy is a relic of the past, and everyone has to use the Internet, so be careful what you post. It's irremovable ink, and it can come back to bite you in the ass at any time.

Me: "You just wasted your life on the internet trying to convince people that you're someone. But you're unemployed, pissed your tuition on Natural Ice and have joined the endless ranks of manure for brains late 20/early 21st century Westerners living inside a cyber space galaxy, far, far, away."

-Jagoff of my generation: "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

-Me: "Yeah, me neither. I'm a drug addict."

-Jagoff of my generation: "Urban Dictionary says you have to include the word you're defining in this example box."

-Me: "Why?"

Jagoff of my generation: "I dunno."

-Me: "Ok. Internet Ink."

by Edgar Allan Pill Popper February 20, 2011

Internet Explorer

The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.

Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."

by N00berson McGee June 12, 2013

Internet refugee

A person who is either unable or unwilling to receive an Internet connection at home, forcing them to travel to public places with free Wi-Fi in order to get online.

If you go to any Freebirds you can see the internet refugees sitting in the corner with their laptops.

by SigurJ November 1, 2008

Internet Casanova

A guy who frequents the internet just for sex hook -up's and has no interest in a relationship of any kind except sex. To them the internet becomes a tool to a giant black book or a bordello to get some action from as many as they can.

Eg:These women are dumbshits they think I want a relationship because my profile says so but i really want to be is an internet casanova and just have fun. After im done with my booty call ill check my emails for new girls.

by worldgirl June 15, 2010

Internet Clince

Someone who Tries to creep someone else out using phrases such as "The hills never sleep" Etc.

Joey: The clowns never smile
Ben: ???
Joey: The butcher never blinks
Ben: You're an Internet Clince!

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

Internet Gangster

An True Internet Gangster is one who strives to make the most out of their time they spend online to exploit niche markets, discover new niche markets, run auto blogs, make ebay and amazon their bitch and turn it into real cash money.

Not to be confused with the idiots who act tough online.

That dude been making like 4 to 5k a month online, hes a real internet gangster.

by iwastopratedthenbanned March 27, 2011

Internet Explorer

The Worst Web Browser Ever! I called it "Internet Sexplorer" when it was crashed after I clicked 2 links I downloaded Firefox at that time. However, I need to use Internet Explorer for some Microsoft sites because the dumb Microsoft's new Sliverlight , ActiveX and other Web applications to let people use

Internet Explorer is a piece of BULLSHIT!

by SandaimeSpaceManInfinity March 25, 2008