internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.

"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008

internet explorer

Malware that takes up space on your computer after you use it to download Firefox or Google Chrome.

Guy 1: "What web browser are you using?"
Guy 2: "Internet Explorer."
Guy 1: "That is not a web browser. That is malware."

by DekuLink July 27, 2010

Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.

Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.

by robcraine October 4, 2005

Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

Internet Explorer

The WORST BROWSER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
There Is ONE Use For IE :DOWNLOADING FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres An Example:Internet Exploder 6.66 (And Every Other Version As Well) Is 100% GARBAGE!Why On EARTH Did Idiot Exploiter Get Called INTERNET EXPLORER?Its An INSULT To The Word INTERNET!

by IE SUCKS! April 4, 2009

internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003