Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 18, 2017

italian doorezz

Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?

Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.

Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.

by Steadlur October 9, 2025

Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023