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Internet Jigy

A person who spends most of their life on the computer, Socoializing and generally annoying people.
Kind of like a Mail Rat but on the computer.
(I saw this on some website)
'He's such an Internet Jigy' 'I'm such an Internet Jigy'
by CiaranD July 14, 2006
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internet red

The emotion felt when you or the recipient writes or receives a comment which makes you/them feel embarrassed in an e-mail, social networking site or more frequently an instant messenger conversation.
Friend: I'd wanna fuck you real bad
You: ?!
Friend: Oh sorry man I didn't mean to send that to you!
You: Thats ok I guess, I just feel a little internet red is all.
Friend: YOU feel internet red? I'm the one who feels internet red!
by Luke Devine July 29, 2007
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internet viewer

a term used for "webcam" in order to sound less like a pedophile. often used when trying to convince parental units to buy a webcam. they are less likely to make the purchase if you use the term "webcam" because it is more often than not associated with nudity, cyber sex, and meeting creepy old men online. thus = internet viewer. family friendly! often shortened to "IV"
Ross: can i get an internet viewer? it lets you chat with friends online!
Mom: absolutely!
Ross: i'm getting some poon tonight.....
by kundus May 11, 2009
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internet based research

using the internet to look at pr0n

also 'web-based research' as used by Hugh Grant in About a Boy ... "..web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units.."
phil> whats marcel been up to in his room all morning?
stella> internet based research
phil> oh that filthy little monkey!
by olle olson October 17, 2007
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Internet Druggie

Someone who, while playing online video games, admits he/she is high and/or in the process of getting high. Usually these people are phonies who've never smoked a blunt in their lives but thinks it's cool to impersonate someone who has.
killer405- dude i'm so high right now, this blunt is fantastic!
narby1012- i bet you've never smoken pot in your life... you're just another internet druggie.
by m4rchu5n00by March 20, 2010
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Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
by Harmonica John December 28, 2010
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internet etiquette

A collection of guidelines for how to act polite and thus keep your friends on social networking sites and through email and discussion boards, etc.
Wow, your cousin really hijacked that thread--what poor internet etiquette.
by RubyRose September 30, 2013
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