That Internet Guy

The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.

Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?

Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.

by Sy T February 13, 2012

Nut intern

The name for a girl who you're teaching to handle your balls appropriately. A ball handling virgin.

"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"

by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015

cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016

Seabrook Intermediate

The school you don't go to if you value the Fine Arts.

Person 1: "God, that kid sucks at clarinet."
Person 2: "He's probably from Seabrook Intermediate."

by A Simple Dingus February 15, 2017

The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

by Potatoesaregood August 20, 2017

2nd internet

When a company charges you an extra fee to use your already existing Internet connection for their service
Popular among consoles ever since the Xbox 360 proved that customers would be willing to pay more for their console over time than have a higher initial cost as with the Playstation 3.

Hey did you get your 2nd internet turned on for your xbox? The new cod is right around the corner!
No, dumbass. I use PC and only pay 1 internet bill. Fuck you for contributing to that bullshit.

by ikeeprubberbandsonmyballs June 25, 2018