Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Stain Season

The season to steal or rob from someone (usually over drugs)

Also a song from, Envy Cain : Stain season

- "G i heard the wannabe gangbangers hittin stains 😂"
"cuz its stain season nigha"

by badgalceccii November 5, 2020

Open Season

A Rip Off of Family Guy

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off

by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023

Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"

Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.

by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014

Yitude Season

The day after a holiday, its called "Yitude Season" because it sounds better that way. Originally there were two definitions of these two words together but I cant say them because of the Urban dictionary gods.

What is the day after my birthday or any holiday called?

Oh Bernie, its called "Yitude Season"

by DominoRussia September 20, 2021

Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.

Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010