Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

Spazz Hands

The bastard child of spirit fingers and jazz hands.

When I combine the hand waggling motion of Jazz Hands, with the finger wiggling action of Spirit Fingers...Spazz hands is the result. An uncoordinated mess that makes the performer look stupid.

by Ninja Dave October 21, 2008

no hands doyle

doyle: 1. An exclamation shouted when a person playing football drops an easy pass because they don't have good hands (catching ability, see good hands)

2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)

1. (The person playing quarterback in a pickup football game): "I threw a perfect pass and Steve dropped it."

(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."

2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.

by hbd101 December 14, 2010

Horizontal Clam Handshake

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.

Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!

by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007

do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming

person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???

by s.k.ivory September 27, 2017

If your happy and you know it clap your hands

clap clap

If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Homless people:Clap clap

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Noodle(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) December 7, 2018

Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.

The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.

by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010