The word "Goochmic" defines a significant human who finds excuses when he needs to do his work. Usually someone who is acting or being like "Goochmic" takes a lot of toilet breaks, speaks a lot, just so they don't have to do their assigned job. If they do assigned job, it usually takes a lot of time.
They are freethinkers and are attached to universe, at least they think so...
This word originated from casual chit-chat in Latvia and had found its true meaning seeing how some people work.
They are freethinkers and are attached to universe, at least they think so...
This word originated from casual chit-chat in Latvia and had found its true meaning seeing how some people work.
by KrayOfJoy October 25, 2024
Get the Goochmic mug.A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence
“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”
“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“
“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”
“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“
“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”
by beefybeefboy69 December 27, 2024
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by Checkupcheckout January 13, 2025
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Usually characterized by their god-awful memes, individuals who are unable to function in a real world setting, incessant sharing of extensive amounts of pornography and a very characteristic odor, reminiscent of an individual who has skipped numerous showers, that is present through the screen.
Usually characterized by their god-awful memes, individuals who are unable to function in a real world setting, incessant sharing of extensive amounts of pornography and a very characteristic odor, reminiscent of an individual who has skipped numerous showers, that is present through the screen.
by skatingbudgie January 15, 2025
Get the gooncord mug.A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).
Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.
by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025
Get the Gooch Hierarchy mug.Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.
This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025
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