Gromp stomp

To proceed to step on one's genitalia, usually on "accident"

Man: what the fuck are you doing?!?! That fucking hurts!!

Woman: I'm just gromp stomping you because you decided to eat my food.

by My name is useless garbage August 23, 2017

Grotpot

A chat gross girl that has grotty feet

Klimt had a grotpot causing tyler to never get with him ever.

by Jaime&Tylerswords September 4, 2018

grompf

an expression with near-endless possible uses

Person 1: "When you grompf"
Person 2: "grompf"

OR

Person 1: "grompf"
Person 2: "gropmf"

by grompfmaster69 June 1, 2019

groppled

Synonym for fried, stoned, high, etc. Basically the best feeling ever; an out-of-body experience that can only be achieved while partaking in smoking with the boys. There are no guarantees as to what will happen while one is under this magnitude of influence.

I was at a party with the boys last night and we all got totally groppled. I lost my phone and couldn't feel my arms!

by rockinturtle July 31, 2019

gropalottaya

A disease or illness (usually mentally) when a person constantly or persistently gropes, fondles or touches another person as much, as often and as many places as the can. Tends to be related to copaphelia (cop a feel e ya).

Watch his hands, or his gropalottaya may get the best of you.

by Kokopellisweety January 14, 2021

e-grope

To post an unsolicited flirty message on someone's social networking site, i.e. Facebook, MySpace, etc.

"Dude, she knows your married, yet she continues to e-grope you every chance she gets."

"I need to un-friend her cuz it's starting to piss my wife off"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017