Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

Ford

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004

ford

Forever Overheating Rusted Dodge
F*cked Over, Retarded Drivers
For Our Reliable Dipshits
Found Often Returned (to) Dealer
See Mustank or Mustang or Tang

I never bought a Ford and I am a better person because of it. I can feel my superiority over the fools who are Ford fanboys because I have an IQ exceeding 30, and a car that can exceed speeds of 30 as well.

by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

florida orange

When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.

James: Damn did you see me tea bag that girl?
Rick: Hell ya she got that florida orange!

by Thomas Ricciardi February 5, 2008

ford

Car the I would never purchace.
Fucked on race day.
See also: Mustang

That guy with the ford thinks his car is so fast.

by Samerz April 2, 2004

florida

(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.

When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.

by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008