FINA Approved

When the johnson is longer than the FINA Approved Swim Starting Blocks.

Ex.
P1, Wow that johnson is quite long and girthy

P2, I wonder if it’s FINA Approved

by Loochie Queen November 3, 2023

FinalCloud1

his type is Viet girls

"FinalCloud1 likes Viet girls"

by FinalCloud1 November 16, 2023

Final Fantasy February

"Final Fantasy February refers to the tradition among fans of the renowned Final Fantasy video game series to dedicate the month of February to immersive gameplay, nostalgic exploration, and vibrant discussions centered around the beloved franchise. Enthusiasts celebrate this month-long event by sharing their favorite moments, engaging in online communities, and relishing the rich narratives and captivating worlds that Final Fantasy has offered over the years."

Man that final fantasy February, February last year was amazing

by Grant pierce November 18, 2023

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Financiallessness

Financiallessness (adjective, noun): The inability of a family or group to effectively pass on essential financial knowledge and information—such as banking, credit management, and investment strategies—to the next generation. This gap in financial education often results in confusion, poor financial decisions, and a lack of preparedness for future financial responsibilities.

Example:

"The financiallessness passed to my parents has kept them from being able to help me make good financial decisions. What do I do man?"

"I don't know dude, Financiallessness runs in my family too"

by WolfJam06 September 27, 2024

Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).

I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.

by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023