A holiday that happends every year at 23.12. It's holiday that was made popular in the 1997 Seinfeld episode "The Strike". It was originally created author Daniel O'Keefe. The non-commercial holiday's celebration, as depicted on Seinfeld, occurs on December 23 and includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, practices such as the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles". The episode refers to it as "a Festivus for the rest of us".
A Festivus for the rest of us.
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Burger King is a festaurant.
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Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".
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Most Festim’s are half blind they need glasses
Most Festim’s are half blind they need glasses
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