Farmer

1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis

1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.

by hototreeyay April 25, 2015

Tree Farmer

A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).

"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"

by Nad April 23, 2004

fudge farmer

a homosexual; homosexuals, etc

The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers

by t4e January 10, 2007

suny farmingdale

A state college located on long island just off Route 110 near the Suffolk-Nassau border. Easy college to get into where many of the students are socially quiet unless someone starts up a conversation. When the weekend comes by the campus is near deserted except for the dormers and cafe workers. There are little to no parties on campus due to strict campus police

Yo your dorming at college right?
Yeah why?
Must be some crazy parties there!
Nope
Oh your at suny farmingdale...

by xc bubbles December 10, 2012

farmingville

A town in central Long Island, New York that is flooded with undocumented immigrants, protests and police activity.

I need some help with my landscaping so I'll go to Farmingville to pick up some day laborers.

by G. Industries August 15, 2005

Farmville

A really addictive Facebook application where the user has a virtual avatar who is a farmer. Players earn coins by growing different types of crops/trees and owning animals. As you earn more money and getting more experience from growing crops etc. you move up levels, unlocking other items.
You can also add other friends playing the games as 'neighbours'.

Hannah is now your neighbour in Farmville! Click here to visit her farm.

by Ahoy Ahoy :) August 10, 2009

Farmer Strong

1. A person who doesn't look strong, but is actually extremely strong.
2. Claiming your strong without being noticeably strong.

1. After working outside today, i swear I'm farmer strong.
2. Alex E says he is farmer strong.

by urbandictlovaaaa April 27, 2009