Salsa Fucked  

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

Salsa Fucked by cpcecil December 17, 2008

skull fucked

Being extremely high. An unbelievable feeling.

We all went over to his apartment and got extremely skull fucked.

Who knows whats in that weed; it will defiantly get you skull fucked.

skull fucked by Ruby_22 November 25, 2010

The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it 

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it

q:a broken car
a:The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it by P.M.S July 21, 2003

get fucked by a futa day 

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

get fucked by a futa day by bored communist July 19, 2022

Shit House Fucked Up 

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

Shit House Fucked Up by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

not to be fucked with 

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

not to be fucked with by Lolo501 July 24, 2015

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

Ear Fucked by childishumor January 21, 2011