fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum December 1, 2009

fat stacks

A Variation on stacks. Has to do with the handling of a lot of money. ie. X thousands of dollars

We went to Vegas and Jonny B. bet fat stacks.

by JakeThePimp September 28, 2004

Fat Cock

A large rooster, usually male.

I awoke today to a fat cock.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

fat stuff

a person usually male weighing well over 19 stone and carrying excessive body weight. they also talk for hours with out any conclusion or meaning to the relevant topic.
common locations to find a fat stuff is usually in the work place. a fat stuffs jobs is normally a car salesman.

look at that fat stuff he cant get out of that car

by arthurmill December 8, 2007

fat beat

a beat produced by percussion instruments that usually consist of a heavy bass. as the bass booms, lighter parts such as the snare and high hat are kind of just hangin there as the bass is so heavy, it kinda drowns out the rest, but some how still sounds kick-ass

guy one: "hey did you hear jay-z's new song with alicia keys?"
guy two: "oh yes, it had such a fat beat, it made me wanna explode from the bass power, but somehow it sounded awesome!"

by 69ish December 8, 2011

FAT CUNT

A WOMAN WHOM YOU FEEL THERE IS AT LEAST 14 REASONS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

A EX-WIFE OR EX-GIRLFRIEND

A FAT NASTY DIRTY VAGINA

SO MY LADY TOLD ME HOW SMALL MY COCK WAS LAST NIGHT

WOW! WHAT A FAT CUNT!

by MARGIE MARIO January 1, 2013

fat general

A term used for an ugly female accompanying one or more attractive females who actively attempts to cock block any efforts at sarging the ladies.

Bypassing a fat general requires a solid wingman willing to take one for the team. This person may need to be a. intoxicated or b. into fat birds.

Dan: Jamie, you distract the fat general, I'm going in for the kill.

Jamie: You owe me one.

by Too big January 19, 2006