fat clothes

clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.

Ugggh girlfriend, I wish I brought my "fat clothes" that was a big Thanksgiving meal.

by caliwindow November 27, 2009

Fat-well

A person who has gained weight and does not look good after their weight gain.

That girl did not fat-well...I feel bad for her.

by Daydream February 22, 2008

hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008

Fat retard

A fatass retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”

by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019

fat ass

A fat person who cant move or stand up ...... well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers

that fat ass is so fat i bet it takes him 35 mins to find MR. happy

by mickster 555 September 22, 2006

fat tits

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)

sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk

by cole March 13, 2005

fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.

guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."

by Bill2455 November 14, 2005