Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.

Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

douche bag

Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.

Fabec is the biggest douche bag that I know. Also--> God! You're such a douche bag.

by Andy and Dan July 23, 2007

ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd

Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!

by ae123456 September 14, 2009

douche-nugget

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant

Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 3, 2005

Douchebag

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.

by J to the O Jonathan December 14, 2008

Douche Bigalow

Same Term As Douche But adding The Ending of a Movie in it.

Dude You Are such a fucking Douche Bigalow!

by Anarchy! August 23, 2007

Douche Bank

Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.

Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.

Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?

Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever

Superior co-worker: What a douche bank

by AvidCyn October 12, 2008