safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015

the donger

n. Status given to the most extreme surf fishing tournament competitor. Term can also be used for other extreme sport competitors.

2. Status given to extreme sport competitor after winning a large scale tournament.

3. Name associated to the ego centricities of a hard core, competitive surf fisherman.

That jerk just won the SurfGoat GOFIGHT tournament . He is The Donger.

by Grampa Greg January 8, 2016

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Bilal Dodge role

The situation in which a person says he's coming even though he knows he's not. Ultimately he's going to cancel in the last possible moment.

Im Not coming

Oh he's doing the Bilal dodge role

by mentorn January 11, 2017

Censor Dodge

A common word used to describe bypassing blocks using open source proxy servers.

Person 1: My school keeps blocking games websites. You know how I can censor dodge it?
Person 2: Yeah they're all over the web. Just google "Censor Dodge" and go use a couple of proxy sites.

by GT100 February 6, 2017