melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!

Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"

by Codfish4 January 10, 2025

Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.

Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.

by GirlQchi February 7, 2025

Skz disorder

Once infected you’ll never be the same.💔Stray kids whoo dadadararara dadarara pararadadarara dararara

“I can’t go to school today mister i have skz disorder i need to stay home and watch changbin edits”

by changbins wife February 20, 2025

Bipolar Disorder

A term used to describe people with up and down mood swings where the “up” leads to nothing

Everyone thinks I have bipolar disorder but I’m just a Carlton supporter. We were coming 4th in round 17 last year and didn’t even make finals. This is team gives me more false hope than the girls I dated in my 20s. I can’t wait for the footy season to start, they’ll win it this year

by Crunchybon March 28, 2025

Eating Disorder

Eating Disorder is a condition where somebody either eats way too much or way too little, Also causing body conditions, Mental conditions, etc

she went into therapy, hoping to put an end to her chronic eating disorder

by Wheelsian March 29, 2025

nerological disorder

Describes a cranial-madness condition dat involves an "insane emperor" type/level of mental instability.

Tronald Dump displays classic signs a nerological disorder.

by QuacksO March 5, 2026

nearological disorder

A mentally-messed-up condition whereby you need fellow humans to give you lots of personal space.

Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!

by QuacksO March 5, 2026