Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
by bobdole September 7, 2003
Get the jack danielsmug. n.
1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.
2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.
2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"
"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
by President Laura Roslin September 6, 2005
Get the Daniel Jacksonmug. A boy that get's practically every girl, even more than his friend who's name is Duckyy. He has chunky meaty legs and can beat you in a race.
by Duckyy_ April 13, 2020
Get the Daniel Parkmug. one of the cutest, hottest, most attractive karate boys of all time. he’s also johnny cade in the outsiders (rip johnny cade). tbh he could put a ring on my finger. in cobra kai he’s kinda annoying but that’s not the point cuz when he was young he was a hottie. anywayssss in-conclusion he is my bae and he’s a god at karate
by Hugle ism January 22, 2021
Get the daniel larussomug. Most AMAZING girl you will ever meet. She is shy, beautiful, nice, funny, and all around amazing. But she doesn't know it. She is amazing and anyone would be lucky to date her.
Person: Danielle your beautiful inside and out
Danielle McCarthy: No I'm not
Person: Yes you are let me help you to see that you are
Danielle McCarthy: No I'm not
Person: Yes you are let me help you to see that you are
by Edog117 May 15, 2013
Get the Danielle McCarthymug. When you take a shit in the woods (forest) and then use the leaves from the plants to wipe your ass.
dude I just had to take a daniel boone in the dark. I hope that wasn't poison oak.
there wasn't a bathroom for miles so I had to take a daniel boone.
there wasn't a bathroom for miles so I had to take a daniel boone.
by rainydaystranger August 10, 2012
Get the daniel boonemug. 