dairyrrhea

What happens when lactose intolerant people eat too much dairy.

I shouldn't have eaten that milkshake...I'm totally going to have dairyrrhea now.

by Lactose lover April 26, 2016

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

daily scream

A period of the day after school where one breaks the fuck down and screams randomly every day because school is just to fucking hard

That exam is hard as dick bro, I think it's time for my daily scream

by thebro214 December 13, 2016

DailyLewds

A man with a very small member like so small if yolu looked at it with a microscope you couldnt see it that small like tiny wang status

I bet he has a DailyLewds just like my friend on ifunny nick does

by TheBlaskowitz August 13, 2017

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

dairy queen dipped cone

When your partner slockes a wet turd on your penis then they lick it off

“yo, did you hear about the dairy queen dipped cone that hoe bag gave?”

by RealSlocker June 16, 2018

Dairytale

- a story about magical and imaginary pastures.
- denoting something magical, idealized or extremely happy about farm life.
- a fabricated story, especially one intended to deceive or deride a place that is made out to be special, but is covered in dung.

Sometimes spelled dairytail to ridicule someone who fell for a whimsical story (e.g, covering the hind of bovine).

We were told that the farmhouse was in a magical place, but it turned out to be a dairytale.
That silly dairytail bought a rotting barn chasing dairytales.

by TheArtistFormerlyUnknown July 2, 2018