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- a story about magical and imaginary pastures.
- denoting something magical, idealized or extremely happy about farm life.
- a fabricated story, especially one intended to deceive or deride a place that is made out to be special, but is covered in dung.

Sometimes spelled dairytail to ridicule someone who fell for a whimsical story (e.g, covering the hind of bovine).
We were told that the farmhouse was in a magical place, but it turned out to be a dairytale.
That silly dairytail bought a rotting barn chasing dairytales.
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Fairytale of New York 

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York

bosnian fairytale 

A random, highly fictional story that Bosnians tell in order to impress friends or hot girls.
Miroslav: "My cousin's civic has 700 horses."
Steve: "Quit telling Bosnian Fairytales."
bosnian fairytale by StvCal March 1, 2015
1) something that was made up for a childs purpose of amusement, usually invovleding knights, dragons, fairys, and things of the like.
2) something humans call when they cannot possibly ever comprehand and since thusly fearing it so they call it to a fairytale.
human: THIS IS ALL A FAIRYTALE!!!
fairytale by Ashleii December 1, 2002
Someone who works odd-jobs that usually last a day.
Mr. John needed someone to carry in the crates. So he hired some of the daytalers from across the street to carry the crates.

jisoo.fairytales

Amazing kpop fan acc. Really sweet pretty and probably my favourite mutual. Also very young harhar.
“Did u see jisoo.fairytales new post?”

(I hopes Sthefanny dosen’t see this :))
jisoo.fairytales by Joystory__ June 26, 2021

jisoo.fairytales

Amazing kpop fan acc. Really sweet pretty and probably my favourite mutual. Also very young harhar.

Jisoo.fairytales is scared of spiders and cannot swim hah.
“Did u see jisoo.fairytales new post?”

(I hopes Sthefanny dosen’t see this :))
jisoo.fairytales by Joystory__ June 26, 2021
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