Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020
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Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.
by Covido December 25, 2020
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by glusakid August 11, 2021
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Bro, do i smell funny i washed down there but im afraid i still smell like covid camel.
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by Enkahh November 30, 2021
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Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?
by Covido December 13, 2020
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by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022
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