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Roseville Ladies College 

A distinguished private girls school located on the rich North Shore of Sydney. It's full of rich girls who's parents fork out over $20 000 a year to send them there. The parents all drive BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Jeep or Porsche cars and buy the latest models for their little girls. Most of the girls wear designer clothes and are actually decent and nice people (with the exception of Year 8 and 9) unlike other girls schools such as Pymble Ladies College, Ravenswood, Brigidine etc.

Year 8 & 9's think their top but all the older years put them in their place
Private School Guy: So what school do you go to?
Roseville Ladies College Girl : I go to Roseville College
Private School Guy: Oh I knew you were nice
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dover college

a prep school in dover, good on a friday night.
the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c.
DOVER COLLEGE dover college where else would i rather be? ay

Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.
Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

Sweet Briar College

Sweet Briar is a small, all-women's liberal arts school that is about doing it all: playing a varsity sport, holding a leadership position in ten different clubs, having a boyfriend, having three campus jobs, and earning an amazing GPA, all while wearing pearls and a pink bow in your hair.
VMI and Hampden Sydney boys may date girls from Randolph Macon Women's College and Hollins but they marry Sweet Briar girls because, they're quality.
Sweet Briar College by Cat October 13, 2004

magdalen college school

Very chavy school based from a posh area of oxford, often called as the posh kids they are known for their academic excellence. Mcs also have a rivaly with a school named Abingdon, Abingdon are cunts.

Carshalton college 

Carshalton College is a college located in Carshalton in South London.
Its the worst place to be... The teachers dont bother turning up, The girls are basic bitches that live for drama and the boys are desperate fuck boys who aint shit.

Also, on week days you will see 99% of students hanging round the local chicken shop threatning the boss man and scoffing chips.

And dont forget sour Ana the spanner (If you go to Carshalton college you will know who she is)
Gilbert: Ewww whats that dark run down area over there?

Helen: Thats Carshalton college... Its crusty dont go near there!

North College Hill 

not a good place to head to
North College Hill sucks ass and needs to get shot up please help