Making cheese

Making Cheese - the act of ‘churning’ the penis, similar to churning butter, while masturbating.

Darla: “Hey, what’s Steven doing in his office with the door closed?”

Ashley: “Oh, he’s making cheese like he does every day after lunch.”

by YEWROC September 26, 2018

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

stack dat cheese

To accumulate ("stack") money ("cheese"), preferably in vast quantities.

If you wanna be where it's AT, you gotta stack dat cheese.

by SakuraFTW October 27, 2011

from under cheese

not taking a shower leads to conjunctive build up of sweat,dirt,and lint.....creating a small film of funk under a males scrotum

i aint bathed in 2 days nd i got from under cheese like a mug

by tjizzle31491 May 29, 2008

Pork and Cheese

Derogatory or merely joke word to describe someone of Portuguese origin...often used in Southern Ontario where at least half a million Portuguese live.

Hey Fatima are u pork and cheeese

by Salvatore Ragoti August 12, 2004

Grundle cheese

THe nasty build up of sweat and fungus when someone doesn't wash there grundle

Listen here ya damn hippie, go wash your grundle, I can smell that cheese factory from here

by Cutshaw Jr. February 22, 2005

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005