cum crust

Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.

After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.

cum crust by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008

cheesy crust 

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.

Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"

cheesy crust by Shelly Bozdog July 2, 2006

crust punk 

crust punk is what peace punk evolved into blending gutter punk culture, metal and anarcho politics together.

crust punks fill up the black bloc at this week's protest.

crust punk by Dutch black December 27, 2005

crusties 

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

crusties by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.

Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*

crustie by Spagoons May 19, 2018

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

smoking the crust 

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

smoking the crust by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010