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Crimer

1. (noun) A criminal, specially one that commits petty crimes frequently, as a side hustle or main source of income.

2. (noun) Disparaging term for a person with dark skin, allegedly “based” on relative frequency for dark skin tones in the mentioned crime category.
Someone stole my bike!
— A crimer, obviously.
— Ssshh! Do not use the C-word in front of me!
by 63N13 April 27, 2024
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crimepie

An afternoon treat for police officers after capturing an under-aged prostitute.
Police 1: "Bro what do you want to eat?"
Police 2:"A crimepie of course!"
Police 1: "Oh yeah, i remember capturing that one under aged prostitute."
by vandalenjoyer March 19, 2024
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Crimea

Oh, and I was going to say...
Hym "Crimea is fucking huge! When they said they wanted to keep BOTH OCCUPIED TERRITORIES AND CRIMEA I was like 'Get the fuck out of here! You get the 2 occupied territories or Crimea and that should be obvious.' But a territory AND Crimea? Crimea is like, larger than Ukraine. It's like this big-ass peninsula! It's like giving Russia a buy-one get-one free deal! Is Russia, like, offer to buy those guns we wasted back? Cus... Like, does he want me to suck his dick too? Or no? Jesus!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Crimefull

That guy is super crimefull
by thatblondguy April 16, 2025
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CRIMEX

Used by silver stackers to refer to the New York Commodities Exchange (COMEX).

They accuse it of being a place of market manipulation and started combining the terms crime and COMEX to form the word CRIMEX.
CRIMEX doing its thing again but they can't keep it up forever!
by EinsZwo January 29, 2026
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Crimestopper Rental

CRIMESTOPPERS RENTAL:

A tattle-tell whom recieves a one time payout(or payment) of up to $2500.00 for informing the local authorities of the wherabouts of another person whom has an actual warrant for their arrest issued,for the personal gratification of a jackass' paycheck and being so friendless that they spend their time meddling in other folks personla business so a for to snitch trying to buddy up with the cops like their gonna get a real deputy badge and a stick pony for their reward and effort eventually.
MY NIEGHBOR IS SUCH A BUSYBODY ,NOSEY, JERK...THAT HE CALLS MY BOSS IF I COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY. THAT DUDE IS A CRIMESTOPPER RENTAL, A WANNA BE COP WITH A BADGE MADE OF TIN. ALWAYS TALKING SHIT AND TATGLETELLING ON THE CLIQUE.
jake: i hadda pay 25 hundred dollars on top of my probation fees for him turning me into crime stoppers.
Matt: me too
Amandaleigh: shit he turned in jake ,matt,jim miller,jt,madison,lo bell,cat more then once and hes called them on me twice but that didnt get us nowhere but off the farm, walking,at night...I ain't got time for his shit.
by A.L.H. March 31, 2026
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crimebook

When a student uses their Chromebook for mischief and not doing schoolwork
"Hey man, we're supposed to be doing schoolwork"
"Well, maybe then shouldn't have left Minecraft unlocked on our crimebooks"
by shnoogie842 September 25, 2025
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