Cottony

Cottony is the most amazing, sweet, precious, and adorable girl on earth, i love her so much and however is able to be with her, is the luckiest person alive, shes as sweet as honey and as cuddly as actual cotton

143 <3

Person 1: woa that person is cute who are they
person 2: thats cottony

by pôôpén fãrtên May 14, 2022

Cottonwood

Trees that black people cut down

Did you cut down the cottonwood tree ?yes

by Uranium enrichment June 14, 2022

cottonflock

Poultry flavoured candy floss.

On top of the pasta is cottonflock.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Cottonpicking

When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.

The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?

Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there

by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022

Cottongender

A person who is cottongender, is a person who has a strong connection to cotton.

“I love cotton! I like to make things with it! Sometimes, I want to BE cotton!”
“Dude, I think your cottongender!”

by Mommyfucker69 September 6, 2022

Cottonoid

A person of west,central,southern African origin (including black Americans) aka of the negroid congoid race ,who has a severe inferiority complex & a constant self victimizing mentality.who goes “woe is me” after insulting your phenotype unprovoked and accuses you of anti blackness and all kinds of ‘isms&ists’.They typically obsessed with enforcing their racial label,struggle and history onto people, especially horn of Africans particularly the irir samaale.They lack critical thinking skills and the ability to comprehend.

“The cottonoids are acting in a detestable fashion in whole foods by mean mugging the people who averted their eyes from their little twerking session”.
“The cottonoids are desperately and delusionally labeling their consistent repetitive behavior as just stereotypes again”.

by Maandeeq September 19, 2022

cottonball

the biggest cutie pie ever to exist

look at Cottonball there so cute

by ❤️ karma❤️ February 27, 2023