Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Suction Cup Coochie

(suck - shin cup coo - chee)

A profoundly, overly tight vagina that sucks a penis back when you go to pull out. This will often result in further sinking into the coochie. The more you struggle, the more it fights back. This tactic is usually used by women when a man is about to cum.

Ray: Did you hear about Connie? I heard she has a pussy that is like quick sand!

Brandon: Yeah man, some people say she has a suction cup coochie.

by nootsack June 18, 2020

cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

Cookie

A cookie is a type of snack food, usually small, circular and flat. Cookies are made from dough, water, eggs and sugar. However, cookies can also contain extra ingredients such as raisins, chocolate chips, oats etc.

COOKIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CLITS!!!

Guy 1: Man, these chocolate chip cookies are great!
Guy 2: Thanks man! I made then with my mother's recipe!

by YEETImRussian420 May 14, 2020

Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

Stupid coon nigger

A stupid idiot that’s named cj because he’s retarted

Oh fuck it’s stupid coon nigger cj.

by Niggwardo6969 April 25, 2019

Amy Cooper

Middle-to-upper class white woman who makes racist claims against Black men. Uses intonation as a means to escalate police action, in hopes of getting Black men detained or killed by police.

Variant of Karen

That Amy Cooper called the cops on me--she wants me dead!

by Anathryn Graylor May 27, 2020