When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.
by justin December 9, 2003
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2) In A Geographical Manner Fairfield California Is At The End Of The California East Bay.
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2) In A Geographical Manner Fairfield California Is At The End Of The California East Bay.
3) A Name Allegedly Given To Fairfield By Bay Area Rapper MAc Dre Regarding The LAck Of Activity In Fairfield.
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Something of a wormhole in eastern California and western Arizona where one doesn't know which state they're in and doesn't really know how to get out.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months later amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months later amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
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No, it's not entirely full of liberals. And not all of us are proud about our governor.
The smog is horrible, driving through LA takes two hours, Hollywood is full of homeless people, the beaches are freezing, and no, not everyone is like the OC.
Those of us who live in Southern California in the suburban areas are privledged, leaving a lot of people very ignorant about the rest of the world. A lot of pathetic child actors, such as in La Canada, home to Hannah Montana, those kids from Everyone Loves Raymond, and The Sixth Sense kid.
There is a lot of immigration, making it a very diverse place to live. And there are homosexuals, too. Big suprise. In fact, CA is incredibly diverse, which leads, in some cases, to less intolerance.
We also have TONS of forest fires, due to the lack of rain. In So Cal, there is rarely rain, and never snow. And the sky is brown over LA from smog.
The OC isn't life. We don't all party in Mexico with our friends and boyfriends. I did, but I was building a home for the poor.
California has a couple of things going for it, though.
We have In 'N Out. It's amazing.
We do have beaches, and mountains, deserts and forests. That's kind of cool.
No, it's not entirely full of liberals. And not all of us are proud about our governor.
The smog is horrible, driving through LA takes two hours, Hollywood is full of homeless people, the beaches are freezing, and no, not everyone is like the OC.
Those of us who live in Southern California in the suburban areas are privledged, leaving a lot of people very ignorant about the rest of the world. A lot of pathetic child actors, such as in La Canada, home to Hannah Montana, those kids from Everyone Loves Raymond, and The Sixth Sense kid.
There is a lot of immigration, making it a very diverse place to live. And there are homosexuals, too. Big suprise. In fact, CA is incredibly diverse, which leads, in some cases, to less intolerance.
We also have TONS of forest fires, due to the lack of rain. In So Cal, there is rarely rain, and never snow. And the sky is brown over LA from smog.
The OC isn't life. We don't all party in Mexico with our friends and boyfriends. I did, but I was building a home for the poor.
California has a couple of things going for it, though.
We have In 'N Out. It's amazing.
We do have beaches, and mountains, deserts and forests. That's kind of cool.
Person 1: I want to go to California and make my way as an actress!
Person 2: I want to be like those hot kids in the OC!
Person 3: I want to swim all day, and meet movie stars!
CA Person: Yah. I can't breathe because of the ashes and smog.
Person 2: I want to be like those hot kids in the OC!
Person 3: I want to swim all day, and meet movie stars!
CA Person: Yah. I can't breathe because of the ashes and smog.
by annoyedwithCA December 7, 2006
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It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.
It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.
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Guy 1:I'm gonna ask out Calixte. She's gonna say yes.
Guy 2: You're a stuckup guy who's going to ask out Calixte. She's gonna destroy you.
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