crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.

Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.

by rewinn September 26, 2013

Carpedonktum

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carleton Place

A small country town in Ontario. Sandwiched between Almonte, Smiths Falls and Ottawa. Possibly the most racist, homophobic town. No variety. Just white, Catholic, rich, conservative folk. The teenagers are all druggies and the adults are all losers who never made it out of the small town. At least they have tailgate parties.

"I'm a closeminded hick whos dream of leaving this stupid town never came true."

"So you're from Carleton Place?"

by CPperson September 30, 2014

Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011

Sabrina Carpenter

A disney singer and actress on girl meets world who plays Maya Hart! She won an RDMA!

"Do you know Sabrina Carpenter"
"Yes she is on Disney"

by Infonator June 28, 2016

Carleton University

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

by Ravens! March 4, 2009

carpetmuncher

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

by lauren August 30, 2003