Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.

After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.

by Joeski June 5, 2013

Capwned

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

by fite4justice June 26, 2007

caprants

Caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. They are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. You will cringe when you see them.
Hint: If the bottom of the "pants" hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.

"Oh my god monique, check out that girl. MAJOR CAPRANTS ALERT"

by Sophie Demers April 1, 2008

Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

Capitulate

To pet your cat in a certain way.

When Jon used capitulate grooming on Ashlie and Nick, they both purred, as Uni, his dog, growled.

by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018

Fire Cape

One of the most famous capes on the MMORPG Runescape. You must defeat "Jad," the second highest level in the game standing at level 702.

Florida K0: I do firecapes for people, 1m each.// Gl I Gf I K0: Nice fire cape! Pkapur3noob: Thanks.

by runescapemaster April 11, 2009

live music capital of the world

Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.

Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"

by RaddKelsayNicole June 28, 2008