boardo

A boardo is the easier way of saying boarding house (or the house) for students that go to boarding school

Jack: yo I’m heading up to the boardo do you need anything

Ray: na she’ll be right

by Missourie April 21, 2019

Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.

Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.

by Chezwegs May 28, 2019

boarder

A baby who very aggressively swats their hand or foot and requires a mild board restraint to keep an IV access safe

I can't believe how many IVs that boarder has lost in the past few days! He's one strong baby!

by DonnaMR October 23, 2019

boarskin

Another name for a soccer ball. Kinda like how a football is a “pigskin” , a soccer ball is a boarskin

Ay, you wanna go outside and kick around the boarskin?

Sure thing!

by daboy6969 November 8, 2019

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

boardom

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

by QuacksO June 4, 2020

boared

When you don’t understand the softener and want to make up a new word

Lexi your an idiot. no I made a word boared

by Alexis Elwell/ mrs genius June 4, 2020