ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Boat Race

When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.

"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."

by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014

Boats

Something you say when things go your way

Mike: Dude did you just see that, i saved the J from dropping
Kyle: Boats

by Steven Fuelling January 31, 2009

boar on the floor

A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting

"It's a game! Boar on the floor!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 22, 2021

Boards of Canada

An ambient techno band consisting of Mike Sandison and Marcus Eoin; they've released three albums in their existence: Music Has the Right To Children, Geogaddi, and The Campfire Headphase. Their third album was a significant departure from their previous styles.

They're known for their two-sided extensive library of songs - one side is corrupted, evil, and creepy-sounding, and the other side of their work is pretty relaxing and neat-sounding.

The band Boards of Canada has released some weird songs in their run as a band.

by NC1223 April 14, 2013

danni boatwright

The hottest piece of arse to ever win Survivor

Danni Boatwright was the winner of Survivor Guatemala...want to touch the hinney

Danni Boatwright from Survivor is smokin

by CW416 December 21, 2005

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009