All better?

A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.

Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!

by JoeyBomm March 8, 2022

im better than you

a fact

person1: Why'd you do that
person2: because im better than you
person1: that is a fact

by shatrat March 8, 2022

Fanny Batter

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin

Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy

by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022

elos better

Horion user 😍, also a non :D

elos better is a random

by trash non May 20, 2022

Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa

"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"

by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

Deserved Better

Will Byers.

Will Byers absolutely deserved better, he deserves the world :((

by spreadyourwings July 16, 2022