When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream
by CavaKing December 2, 2018
Get the Super Birthday Cakemug. atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"
by atareh June 10, 2022
Get the Reverse birthday presentmug. The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you
*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you
*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022
Get the Birthdaymug. To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.
by stretch88 September 29, 2017
Get the Birthday-Brodie'dmug. “It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
Get the Birthday Balloonmug. Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.
Ben: I did not need to know that
Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
Get the Post Birthday Claritymug. When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
by Time teller January 9, 2023
Get the Birthday Presentmug.