beanerjob

when you get a blowjob from a mexican.

you think i can get a beanerjob from that mexican?

by secretman444 January 11, 2009

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

beaner

Any person of Mexican decent. They always come over the border without permission and they never leave. Someone who comes into America and works for crappy pay and takes jobs away from Americans who need the jobs more. A person who usually sells drugs and cannot speak a word of correct English. They come over here for a better life but they end up screwing up good Americans lives in the process. They are a good portion of the prison population and a majority are a part of the salad tossing population. Once they are deported they usually find there way back.

beaner, whet back, chiolo, dirty mexican, border jumper

by hot delivery girl June 28, 2010

beaker sqeeker

A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.

Timothy Gay is a beaker squeaker.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 20, 2011

beaner

The following definitions have been written by an actual beaner and a Guatemalan (which means we are actual hispanics) so we are not racist although it may sound like we are... :D
-1. A beaner is a person of Mexican or Hispanic decent (who wants to be Mexican because they are pussies and are ashamed of their absolutely excellent non-mexican background)who is a wannabe gangster who would most likely piss their pants if they were to REALLY come face to face with a "gangster" situation.
-2. Usually moes lawns, sells oranges, works in construction, does gardening, cleans pools (but still gets every worker to get in the pool after they clean it but before their boss returns), fixes roofs, hangs out in front of Home Depot when they have spare time, and also take jobs of higher qualified people for a lower pay.
-3. A border hopper, wet back, chunti, illegal immigrants, persons with a green card painted green because they do not know a green card is not actually green...
-4. A Mexican-American whos goal in life is to buy an American truck and give it flame stickers, body kits that are not made for it, a spoiler made for celicas to make the car seem "perron", and also have a sticker to represent their hypocritical fake pride to their wannabe culture.
-5. A Mexiacan who would prefer eating beans at their home than going out to a actual restaraunt.
-6. A Mexican who likes to overuse the "Spanglish" language to where it seems obnoxious and originates a hypocritical "beaner" sense of the language.
-7. This faggot sittin next to me...(not the Guatemalan)

James: "Hey Hains....look at that straight up beaners truck!!"
Hains: "WHAT?! WHERE?!"
James: "Over there by that other beaner sellin oranges to ur mom..."
Hains: "What the fuck?! Fuckin wet backs! They juss had to be beaners didn't they...."
James: "Yea....they did....wait, Hains... arent u a beaner too?"
Hains: ".......No Comment..."
Hains in his Mind: "-_-(that is a frown)... You bitch..."

by Jizzle & Shade June 11, 2006

Beaver Tail

An older woman with natural titties that begin to sag taking on the shape of a beaver tail.

"Did you see that older woman with the big naturals? She is older so they are starting to look like beaver tails."

by KRS922 May 1, 2010