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Bastard Son of Phil Knight

Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.
Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.

Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
by Truly Nolen August 21, 2008
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Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.
Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.
by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009
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Bastard

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A bastard can turn out a disgrace to society, or a hero to himself or his family. Many people look at bastard as a boy/girl without a dad. If you dont have a dad that simply means instead of someone telling you what to do and following their rules and opinions, you have the oppurtunity to be one of a kind.
Bastard
1. I am a bastard, I dont never met my dad, but its 100% guaranteed I could kick his ass.
2. That bastard has been to jail more then the both of us put together.
3. Jared is a piece of white trash bastard... in a beautiful way.
by BASTARDLY SWAGG August 1, 2012
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Bastard

Not an illegitimate child or swear word, the manga from the 1980s.
A pretty entertaining but fairly cheesy manga with references to things like heavy metal since the creator is a huge fan of heavy metal. Once you get pass the beginning chapters is where the insanity starts kicking in. Dark Schneider is the main character, a womanizer and supposedly the world's strongest sorcerer. Insanity in the manga includes ridiculous things like breaking a black hole, running faster than light, destroying a galaxy with one hit, creating mini-universes in one's hands and having defenses that are so ridiculous such as having to destroy atoms in the physical and spiritual world. It's a fairly entertaining manga but beware of the cheese.
Bastard is awesome, despite Dark Schneider being a womanizer and the epitome of cheesiness.
by Hellrider285 January 19, 2014
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car bastard

1.)You are given this title once you have somewhat mastered the art of car bastarding

2.) A noun referring to a great phrase thrown at someone walking down a street
You have become a great car bastard.

Niice, that was a bombshizdiggity car bastard.
by bakedfosho April 23, 2004
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arse bastard

Andrew has sex with males, that makes him an arse bastard
by surfsquid October 28, 2007
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annoying bastard

AN ANNOYING BASTARD IS A PERSON WHO TALKS TO DAMN MUCH AND NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP
RANDOM PERSON KEEPS TALKING TO U AND HE IS BEING AN ANNOYING BASTARD
by INFAMOUS AKS September 20, 2016
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