belly buttonjob

like an earjob or blow job but in someones belly button

Instead of getting a blowjob my girlfriend gave me a belly buttonjob

by bigpad February 27, 2011

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 2, 2005

barton

the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008

belly button butter

when a guy cums in a girls belly button, then puts tape over it, then 2 weeks later, he eats it out of her belly button

"oh man, my girls belly button butter last night was so good! my cum is amazing!"

by Chelsea K November 4, 2007

panic button

To have sex with a woman in the doggystyle position and pump your finger into her anus simultaneously.

While Travis was having sex with Vicky, he pressed the panic button.

by Oneleggedhomo May 24, 2006

Button Smear

While haveing intercourse, the act of sticking your finger in a girls belly button and swooshing it around and smearing it on the top of the lip. the cousin of the dirty sanchez.

"man that button smear last night, smelled so amazing"

by LanaL October 5, 2006

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007