Abel joke

An uncalled for, unanticipated, overly sexual interpretation of mundane occurrences or conversations. Distinguished by the fact that it makes everyone cry out of severe discomfort, except for the person who delivers it; who laughs in a predatory manner.

Abel: I'll spread my legacy like I spread your legs
Everyone else: *cries in Abel joke discomfort*

by objectobject June 20, 2021

abogus

when amogus is bogus.

"i'd kill you right now, but it's on cooldown, abogus!" - son
"leave and never come back troglodyte." - mother dearest

by justendmysufferingplease July 27, 2021

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123456789

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123456789 is a word written into the urban dictionary when you are very bored in class and have nothing to do.

the alphabet and letters to nine are abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123456789

by dopeydobby August 22, 2021

abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

you tries to type the alphabet but missed the letter "c". good job.

Chuck norris: abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
You: wow.

by mac and cheese man October 11, 2021

Abhi Mode

A game played by The Squad, where you shove both of your index and middle fingers, up someone’s ass. However this is not in anyway sexual; so it is not gay.

Origin: abhi-mode-abhi-gif

Lewis: (bends over)
Charlie: (Abhi Modes him)
Lewis: Ah, for fuck’s sake!

by the_Squad January 18, 2022

Aban

An Aban is confusing. Someone who will wear a mask all the time depending on who they're with, to the point where no two people would be able to describe him in the same way. An Aban will usually be way too confident but it is impossible to complain about it because more often than not, he has the right to be. Most people will call Aban an asshole but will still spend time with him at every opportunity. An Aban will challenge you on every single view you have no matter what he personally thinks on the matter; he will argue with you to make you start doubting your entire belief system. Abans tend to be very disciplined. You'll be hard-pressed to find him indulging in drinking, smoking, or even sex because he is beyond such earthly desires. Beware, the name Aban can often be confused with Arnold, and many Arnolds of the internet may in fact be named Aban in real life. Most importantly, all Abans hold a secret that not a soul in the world other than him knows, and there is a very special reason for it. If there were to be a situation where he'd need to talk to his past self, only knowing that secret will make a younger Aban trust the words of his doppelganger. You can try to be careful around Abans, but ultimately, you will end up spilling all of your troubles to him while knowing virtually nothing of value about his life.

- Bro, I am hanging out with Aban tomorrow.

- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Abayaga

Noun: the fictional monster that enters your house when you're sleeping and leaves suspicious white stains upon your bed sheets.

"His bedding is crusty, he must have had a visit from the Abayaga again"

by MrT-maybe January 12, 2023