by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017
Get the Asian vagina mug.this occurs when someone is fucking an asian on a couch that is placed on the back of a F-150 pickup truck. as you get ready to finish you signal the driver to slow down and gently throw the asian off the truck. Although very hard to execute it provides you with optimal pleasure and laughter.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.
Jeremy: hey Greg, last night i gave your mom an angry asian it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen, she had to walk 6 blocks naked as a jay bird.
by starr1 June 21, 2007
Get the Angry Asian mug.A crocodile tears campaign by Asians to play the victim of being subject to hate crimes by an increasingly disenfranchised, improverished minority of white people as their online rights are curtailed by Asian financial magnates, their inability to own property due to overseas investments and the backlash that led to multiple murders.
The Stop Asian Hate campaign was to many white people believed to be fight for sracism against white but Jim knows that this was just Asian countries telling him to suck it up as he lives in a rented shoebox apartment and his ability to post his opinions online was censored.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009
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Asian ryrics to Rying from You by Rinkin Park:
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I rook exactry rike what you had arways wanted to see
When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminar I am
Stearing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can't pretend this is the way it'rr stay I'm just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)
I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending tark of who I ought to be
Remember ristening to arr of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in
And now you think this person rearry is me and I'm
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm purring away 'cause I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)
I can't put arr of the ryrics because the maximum character rimit is 1500.
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I rook exactry rike what you had arways wanted to see
When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminar I am
Stearing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can't pretend this is the way it'rr stay I'm just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)
I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending tark of who I ought to be
Remember ristening to arr of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in
And now you think this person rearry is me and I'm
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm purring away 'cause I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)
I can't put arr of the ryrics because the maximum character rimit is 1500.
by fathermucker303 August 28, 2013
Get the asian ryrics mug.The world's biggest hornet that's as large than a human thumb from east and southeast Asia. Their nests are gigantic with around more than 1,000 hornets each, and if you go near them, you are screwed. Their stingers can dissolve human tissue and can eventually cause kidney failure. In China alone in 2013, they kicked the butts of over 1,700 people.
Yutaka: Hey Hiyori, how's it going?
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.
by The Real Driller May 14, 2016
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