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artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
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articrat

noun
persons involved in art organizations where action is obstructed by insistence on unnecessary procedures and red tape. generally these people tend to be rather "talkey" and enjoy sitting at round tables, writing on white boards, have lots of post it notes, 3x5 cards, and mount endless discussions on how to "fix" art and culture and "help" artists. almost exclusively, they are not working artists.

- a bureaucrat who likes to hear himself talk about art
Working artists benefit from keeping their distance from articrats.
by shiborigirl September 24, 2009
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artificial assimilation

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.
Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.
by AlmightyGnosis January 19, 2010
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Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.
An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.
by Bearded Guy February 28, 2011
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artificially hot

1. When a person of average or less than average appearance is treated as if they are hot due to some artificial condition or situation.

2. When something is in high demand due to unusual conditions.
1. She was a five at best, but the bar was a sausage party so she was artificially hot.

2. Although the pay was crappy and the hours sucked, the job was artificially hot because of the poor economy so the smug hiring manager wanted only the most qualified applicants.
by GW2011 December 17, 2011
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artists insight

dan: ayo bet i can beat this foig up.

alex: yo bro you cant even fight just shut up i got artists insight that you're just gonna get fucked up bro.
by bigboy0269 February 11, 2012
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artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.
Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012
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