Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.
Artificial cop.
Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
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persons involved in art organizations where action is obstructed by insistence on unnecessary procedures and red tape. generally these people tend to be rather "talkey" and enjoy sitting at round tables, writing on white boards, have lots of post it notes, 3x5 cards, and mount endless discussions on how to "fix" art and culture and "help" artists. almost exclusively, they are not working artists.
- a bureaucrat who likes to hear himself talk about art
persons involved in art organizations where action is obstructed by insistence on unnecessary procedures and red tape. generally these people tend to be rather "talkey" and enjoy sitting at round tables, writing on white boards, have lots of post it notes, 3x5 cards, and mount endless discussions on how to "fix" art and culture and "help" artists. almost exclusively, they are not working artists.
- a bureaucrat who likes to hear himself talk about art
by shiborigirl September 24, 2009
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The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.
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Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.
Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.
Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
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