good apple

Basically its girls, the good apples are at the top, but many guys are afraid to climb high to get the good ones incase they fall and get hurt, so they stick close to the ground and get the crappy apples that dont last.

"Damn shes a good apple" "Be careful dude, you might fall"

by VSEM July 12, 2009

orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili

JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!

by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.

Your a fucking douch-appotamus!

by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007

appetitties

A term originally coined by Raman and Samir , Appetitties are breasts so mouth watering, they make you weak from the need for tits

Antonyms are Ape Titties, and ah petit

"first course: appetitties," said the stripper to Selina Cheng

by SIRGEH January 14, 2009

apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.

Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."

by Silliness October 29, 2008

Trash Apple

Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.

Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.

Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.

by Jake_Lazer July 3, 2011