Alex

A dick who has no dick.In other words, heś definitely ugly, but have become way less hot for not giving him what he wants in the milliseconds that he wants it from you.

friend:hey alex how are you
Alex : fuck you bitch

by 123455jk May 8, 2019

Alex

sucks a cock here and there to get by, probably a wanker ngl

he's such an Alex, wish he was dead

by immadouchecanoe May 9, 2019

Alex

A guy that is weird gay and cheats on you with other girls you will be texting him and you’ll be like do u like this girl he will be like no then like a week later he will end up being with her like some Alex’s are so annoying too they can get on your last nerves then they’ll break up with that girl like the next day then keep flirting with her and talking and staring at her he will cheat on you constantly then he’ll go to a different girl start flirting with her and then keep doing that over and over and over again then there friends will get ready to beat you up for breaking up with them and going to another girl

Alex:she so pretty I want to date her
Girl:ew he’s ugly
Alex she’s so pretty

Girl:I think I might like him now

Friend :ew you like him
Girl: yea I think so

by yafavv_girl May 9, 2019

Alex

A cute girl who can be rude super cute a crybaby and always has an attitude.

You should always be friends with an Alex.

by alex_medina69 May 23, 2019

Alex

A snakey bitch who will try and steal your man if you're not careful.

Girl 1- I saw a girl with your boyfriend last night
Girl 2- That's Alex she is always flirting with him, even though she knows he's taken.
Girl 1- Wow that's a bitch move.

by BackToRealityMomsSpaghetti May 28, 2019

Alex

Usually a pussy-whipped man who wishes he wore the pants in his relationship.

Co worker#1: Hey man, do you want to go fishing with me on my new boat?
Co worker #2: I have to ask my wife first.
Co worker#1: Dont be an Alex! Grow a pair! Let’s go fishing!

by Co worker #3 May 29, 2019

Alex

A very musty person, who believes he's the only not-musty person and is generally an asshat in every possible way.

Eww, Alex, he's so fucking musty.

by ljrseid May 31, 2019