alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

by bonbon722 May 8, 2018

Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins

I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night

by Redtower May 22, 2018

alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you

That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face

by Ironworker May 24, 2018

Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018

Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018

Alabama lip tornado

When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz

I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day

by D@xe June 10, 2018

alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.

I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw

by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018