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Panda

Panda, or Weirdpandagurl2090, is an amazing sweet girl who will go out of her way to make sure you’re okay. She’s so caring and kind and will always be there for you. She makes you feel loved and she’s always there to comfort you.
Person 1: I was just talking to my friend, Panda.

Person 2: Damn, Panda? You sure are lucky to have a friend like her.
by mmmmmmmmmmmme December 13, 2020
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Panda Express

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
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Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
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panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
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Panda

Did you see Ken at the Little League game? He's one hot Panda!
by Roberto Moollerto June 23, 2022
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Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced
Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"
by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011
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Ass-panda

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"
by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017
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