Shit in a box

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

by Springa December 4, 2020

Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

shit bricks

something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

by Anonymous~ September 26, 2007

Shit Starter

A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.

Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.

by M-Dawg-Draze April 27, 2017

shit pic

similar to the always appreciated "dick pic," a shit pic involves the sending of pictures of your poop to others, friends or otherwise, over text or (most preferably) snap chat. most often sent when the shit is still in the toilet, before you have flushed.

shit pics are especially warranted if your shit is impressive in some way, for instance particularly long or distinctively shaped.

"I sent you a shit pic last night, so now it's your turn, baby"

by hmu_baby February 9, 2014

Shit Tremors

The series of rank farts leading up to a huge shit, much like the tremors leading up to the eruption of a volcano.

Guy1: Dude, that smells horrible. What did you eat, this has been going on for a few hours.
Guy2: I feel like I'm going to erupt
Guy1: Oh, you must have shit tremors

by Chev07 May 23, 2010

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004