your mum 

poor insult but a great phrase when havin a laff with friends

incorrect usage:

look at that fat b@!#$%£

erm ur mum

correct usage:

what are you doing tonite?

im doin your mum

i did her yesterday

is she good?

yes shes got a bucket!

mmm tasty

this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real

your mum by jimbob the great October 25, 2006

your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

your mom 

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.

1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)

2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!

your mom by noonsun December 9, 2008

your mom 

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.

dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old


hahahha

your mom by holla back March 14, 2005

Your Mom 

worst comeback ever.

Steve: Your a douche

Bob: your mom is a douche!

Your Mom by ghks1117 September 19, 2009

your own special needs brother 

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

your own special needs brother by akronym87 April 27, 2008

your maw

glaswegian slang word for your mum.
for example:

"you're a cock sucker."
"so's your maw"

your maw by Keir A Dickson May 17, 2009