weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

weiner ass

Phrase often used by 14-16 year olds in Virginia Beach, VA to be funny/annoying.

Hey guess what?... WEINER ASS

by eastcoastskater March 15, 2016

weight liftyish

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.

"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."

by puerthairican July 16, 2016

weinburg

tip of the penis

My weinburg is sooo big

by bigboynut May 17, 2016

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016